There are some things in life that bring me great joy on this humdrum hump day. Among them are the following:
It was revealed to me yesterday that I have no ass! Wow! Where did it go? I don't know and I don't care. I can't say that I miss it. The fact that my ass had gone missing was revealed to me by my friend, Lee, while we were exercising at Curves. We were disussing how we sweat our asses off while we're exercising when she suddenly looks at me and says,
"You don't have an ass to sweat off anymore. You used to have one, but it's gone. Now all you have is a tiny tush!"
Wow! A tiny tush! On ME! I will now do the dance of joy...
Another great source of joy to me was my discovery of what my boss, AKA Skippy, calls me. A customer of mine had called him with a question for me while I was still out on my route. When I returned to the office, I heard him call to me,
"Miss Debby, I need to ask you something..."
Miss Debby! Damn! That makes me sound so young, especially coming from a man who is nearly thirteen years my junior. I think that I may be beginning to like him after all, just a little bit.
I was also delighted at the return of my favorite blogstalker. I missed her spewage of hatred. I giggle when I read it, then promptly delete or edit it, depending on my mood. She always uses a different alias, foolishly thinking that this will disguise her identity. Will someone please educate her high and mighty self about IP addresses, I just don't have the time myself. I fervently hope that her boss in Needham, Massachusetts never discovers the sort of things that she is doing on company time and company computers. I wouldn't want the poor deranged woman to lose her job!
Of course, the most happiness is brought to me by my Hump Day Hunks...
