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It's Hump Day again -- isn't that electrifying? It should be especially since today is Electricity Day which commemorates Benjamin Franklin's historic kite flight waaaaaay back in 1752. What a shocking discovery! *rolls eyes* Hmmmm, kite, key, storm ... sounds like Ol' Ben could have easily joined our crazy clique. Maybe what they say is true ... "There's a fine line between genius and insanity." Hey! Does that mean we're all borderline geniuses? Woo Hoo!
Let's charge our minds with a little pre-humping action --
Tell us about a memorable shocking (or odd, interesting, valuable) discovery. Example: Mom lied. No matter how many goofy faces I make my face will NOT get stuck like that forever. Or -- if you wrap celery in aluminum foil it will stay fresh and crispy for weeks. Or -- Trix really ARE for kids!. You get the point.
My dad knows how to flip people off!
To undertand why this is such a shocking discovery, you must know my dad. Dad is in his seventies, and although he can cuss with the rest of us when he gets behind the wheel, his vocabulary of naughty words is usually limited to phrases like "son of a bitch" , "simple bastard", and "old fart." Gee, Dad, I guess it takes one to know one on that last one! His use of obscene gestures is even more limited. The worst gesture I had ever seen him use before my astonishing discovery was the four finger salute with the thumb on the nose.
Then one day my car broke down, and Dad had to drive me home from work. The roadways were populated with idiots that day. As we reached the top of Cemetary Hill and the end of the passing zone, one of the aforementioned idiots decided to pass Dad and promptly cut him off as the passing lane ended. Up went Dad's middle finger. My face looked something like this:
Here we go -- ladies and gentleman, start your humps.
This week, some "getting to know you fun" with a wittle wobble.
1. If you had an off/on switch, what would you want it to switch off/on instantly?
My mouth, definitely! My big mouth is always getting me ino trouble...
2. Your favorite celebrity will be knocking on your door in exactly one minute. Considering you only have one minute, what would you do before you answer the door and how would you greet him?
Ummm... I seem to remember it being said that is a "family friendly" meme, so it is probably best if I don't tell you.
3. If you could save time in a bottle, what time(s) would you save?
I would save all of the times that I spent with the people I love who are no longer with me. Grandpap, Aunt Peggy, Charlotte, Uncle Ray, Cindy, and Judy to name a few.
4. Look around you. First, tell us what room you're in. Now, name the first red thing you see ... likewise blue, and yellow.
I guess that you would call the room that I'm in the computer room. I keep little plush toys atop my monitor, one is Clifford the big red dog, another is a yellow duck. There is also a blue kadoate. If you'd like to know what that last one is, visit NeoPets.com
5. If you had a peephole in your head, what might people see when they peep in?
