Yes, I'm being snitty and pretentious, as Michael would say. Titling my posts in German. Harumph! It's fairly easy to translate, I would think...
Anyway, I was over at Andrea's Blog when I saw this little tidbit. The idea came from a Live Journal group called Vintage Meat. The gist of it was,
List all of the men over the age of forty, living or dead, who you would like to do the wild thing with.
Now ever since I was a little girl, I have always dreamed of having my own private harem of men. The members of my harem have changed a lot over the years, but I've always held on to the fantasy. Since I'm a bit vintage myself at 42, most of my harem members fall into the vintage category as well.
OK, I know you're dying to see it so here you go...
My Concubines:
Matthias Jabs Klaus Meine Ralph Rieckermann Rudolf Schenker John Lodge Justin (The Rat Bastard) Hayward Phil Collen Joe Elliot Joe Montana David Wenham Richard Roxburgh Dennis Quaid Bill Clinton (The former president is a hottie!) William Shatner (My oldest living concubine) Harrison Ford Paul OBrien (A former boss of mine) Neil Young (Really, he cleans up quite nicely) Clint Black Peter Cetera Christopher Walken Johnny Depp
And a few who are no longer with us...
George Harrison Robert Palmer The Red Baron (Rich, titled, and drop dead gorgeous! Every girl's fantasy)
There are also two non vintage men on my list:
Pawel Maciwoda (Gotta love a guy who likes aliens!) Drake Bell (I think he could get me arrested!)
So there you have it. That list would surely keep me busy and happy for a good long time!
