Now that's an odd statement indeed, but I would reccommend that you heed my advice if you plan to be driving on Beau Street in Wahington, PA this weekend. There is flying produce there. I have experienced it first hand! It all began when when my oldest son and I piled into my sister's car to go to see Van Helsing. It was a great movie, full of action (for my son) and very pretty men (for my sister and me), like this one who is playing the part of Dracula.
We all thoroughly enjoyed the movie and were heading for home. We had no particular place to go this evening, so we opted to take the liesurely way home, rather than getting directly onto the interstate. As we were passing through the W & J campus, we heard a loud bang as something hit the car. I turned my head and saw the offending object, a rather large orange! Now, I know it sounds rather funny, and the car suffered no damage, but this incident could have had some very serious cosequences. Just imagine what could have happened if there were some elderly folks in the car that the offending flying produce hit instead of us! For this reason we decided to notify the local police of what had occured. It was their expert opinion that our orange had been fired from one of those potato guns. Arrgh! We had been targeted by a produce sniper! But do not fear, ye who must drive through this area. Washington's finest have promised to be on the lookout for any more fruit firing snipers!
