1. If you had a farm, what would you name the following animals: Pig, Cow, Goose, Chicken and Horse (assume these are show animals and not food.) Pig - Curly, because pigs have those cute curly tails. Cow - Gertrude, because that name sounds kinda cow-ish to me. I'm assuming that this animal is female. If it were male, it would be a bull! Goose - Honkee Tonkee, because of the honking sound that geese make. Chicken - Chik N Little, after the famous fabled chicken. Horse - Chocolate Dream, assuming that my horse is a beautiful brown thoroughbred.
2. What are the top ten spices you use in cooking and what is cooked with them as the main spice (ie. Oregano: Spaghetti) This one is easy. I don't use any spices, because I don't cook! I may sprinkle a bit of salt and pepper on a dish prepared by someone else, but that's the extent of it. No cooking for this lady! uh-uh! No way!
3. Name your favorite flower and describe yourself using the letters.
ROSE
Reads science fiction novels. Owns a 1990 Pontiac Sunbird. Sleeps alone. Enjoys any movie starring Johnny Depp!