Nothing amuses me more than those daily trips to my bulk mail folder to see what my friends, the spammers, have sent me. They are a really confused bunch of people. From the beginning they have desperately been trying to sell me Viagra and male enhancement products. I guess that they are not smart enough to deduce that ladystarlight_jabs is a woman. They're smart enough to come up with some creative spellings, just in case I have blocked email with the word Viagra in the subject, but still can't figure out that I'm female. Go figure...
Another spammer has been sending me a lot of email with this subject line recently: The whore lived like a German This kinda gives me the creeps! Has someone tapped into my private fantasies and somehow managed turn them into a porn site? Wait... That would be "The whore lived WITH a German!" This one, perhaps...
He's 25, single, and obviously doesn't mind taking his clothes off for a camera. Definitely my kinda guy...
Still, I think I would prefer one of these two...
Finally I have the spammers who seem to think that I actually speak German. This would, in fact, account for most of the mail in my bulk folder. Here is a sampling of the subjects of the ones I received today...
Deutsche werden kuenftig beim Arzt abgezockt Schily ueber Deutschland Du wirst zum Sklaven gemacht!!! Paranoider Deutschenmoerder kommt in Psychiatrie Verbrechen der deutschen Frau
And this is not even all of them!
Judging by the subject of the last one (which I was able to translate), these guys haven't figured out that I am a woman, either. I don't want to talk to a German woman, for crying out loud! Get back to me when you've got a Mann (not a misspelling) on the line!
Why do I get the feeling that if I ran the rest of these subject lines through a translator, I'd learn some REALLY interesting German words....
