Part IV
I bet you thought I forgot about this, didn't you? How could I? Those annoying things are out there every day doing what they do best, annoying the shit out of me!
Let's see. What number was I on? Oh, yes...
Annoying thing #14: Republicans! 'Nuff said. After all, I did vow that yesterday's political rant would be my last for this year.
Annoying thing #15: Mail order shoppers! I'm talking about people who seem to have forgotten the fact that there are malls out there, and Wal Marts, and even grocery stores! I don't think that they ever leave their houses. They just sit there all day either in front of their computers or with their huge stashes of catalogs ordering everyting from exercise machines to gourmet foods to power tools, and I get to carry it all to their doors. Lucky me!
Annoying thing #16: People who read this blog on a regular basis, but never bother to offer a comment or tag. Grrrr! You know who you are...
Annoying thing #17: People who bought their driver's lisences from gumball machines. At least that is how I think that they got them. I would really like to know what you were thinking when you tried to pass me on the left when I was signaling a left turn.
Annoying thing #18: Little tramps named Darla. Are you really stupid enough to believe that I wouldn't give my husband a divorce? You can have him, you white trash slut!
Annoying thing #19: Slow moving trains, LONG slow moving trains! Trains which move so slowly that my dog could pull them faster than their engines do! How do the engineers of these trains know when I am running late? It seems that this is the only time they cross my path. Gah! Another fifteen minutes wasted, another fifteen minutes late!
That's it for today. I'm all ranted out now!
