If I am doing something wrong, I understand perfectly that it it your job to give me a citation. (Yeah, I got one today.) I have no problem with that. What I do have a problem with is your attitude! I know what I did and why I did it. Putting me in a situation where I feel the need to make excuses is ridiculous. I did not deny my error. As a matter of fact, I acknowledged it. I do not need your lectures. Letting me sit in my car for ten minutes, seething, while you do whatever you do back in your police car is annoying beyond belief. It makes me uncomfortable. Hell, it makes me hate you. Is that really what you want? One day you may find yourself lost on my route and in need of directions. Be prepared for a wild goose chase, honey, because that is what you're going to get. So, chuck the attitude and just do your job. I'll pay my fine and mend my evil ways...
Ahhh... that rant felt good!
My Wish List
Buy Lady Starlight A Present Day is approaching. If you're wondering what this is, allow me to explain. When I reached the age of twenty-nine, I decided that I did not want to get any older. The birthdays stopped there. I shall be twenty-nine until the day that I die. The only problem with this arrangement is that I like to get presents. Doesn't everyone?! By eliminating my birthday I was losing a grand opportunity to get presents. In order to rectify this situation, I declared that November 20 of each subsequent year shall be known as Buy Lady Starlight A Present Day. I do not get any older on this day, but my friends and family still get to give me presents. It's an ideal situation, really!
As this day approaches, there are always those who ask me what I would like to receive as a gift. Damn and blast! Some of these people still insist upon calling it my birthday! Usually I have a tough time coming up with an answer to their queries, but not this year! I know exactly what I want...
I want to be in Vegas on buy me a present day! Nothing could make me happier than casinos, pretty lights, slot machines... Oh, did I mention that The Scorpions will be playing there on that day?
So, does anyone out there love me enough (and have enough bucks) to give me what my heart so greatly desires? I doubt it.
