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Let's celebrate ICE CREAM CONE DAY! I scream, you scream, we all scream for ice cream ... cones that is. Yay! This day commemorates the day the ice cream cone was patented. Can you imagine? Before 1903 they used paper cones or metal cones. Thank goodness edible cones were invented because we all know that sucking the last bit of ice cream out of the bottom of the cone before we shove the whole thing in our mouth is confection heaven!
It's time for some pre-humping action so let's warm up! Everyone needs or wants something. Tell us, what could you use a double scoop of today? What would you give your bestfriend a double scoop of? It doesn't have to be ice cream -- it can be anything: kindness, hugs, time ...
Hmmm... I think that my sister would appreciate a big ol' double scoop of Moody Men!
Here's hoping that she's willing to share 'cos I could use a double scoop of that, too!
Yes, indeedy, You know the song so hump along!
Maestro, a little humpty mood music, please!
Let's do the Wednesday Mind Hump! Do it baby! Do the humpty hump!
This week some getting to know you humping with a bit of an insane twist.
1. A scented candle has been created that represents your daily life -- what smells might that candle emit?
Let us first think of what my daily life entails. For six of the seven days of the week I spend much of my time delivering mail on a rural mail route. The scents which denote this major part of my daily life are not pretty, Essence of cow manure, Eu de road kill, Aroma of burning garbage...
Yuck! I don't think that anyone will buy my candle.
2. If all of a sudden all money became useless and whatever you had the most of made you wealthy, what are you rich with?
The Queen Of Bitches is rich with sarcastic wit. Don't believe me?! Just ask "the estranged one."
3. You've won a "Everything You Can Grab In Three Minutes" shopping spree at your favorite store. What store is it and what would be the first thing you'd grab?
I'm off to the Guitar Center in Monroeville! The first thing that I will grab is a Gibson Explorer. Even if I am unable to grab anything else, this will bring me great joy!
4. One million dollars to pose for Playboy or Playgirl ... do you do it? If yes, what month would you be the perfect centerfold for? If no, what magazine would you be a good centerfold for?
If the world really wants to see me naked badly enough to pay me this much money, who am I to refuse? I can't imagine why they'd want me to pose nude though, unless there has suddenly been a great development of appreciation for full figured women. I'd rather be a centerfold for Guitar Player !
5. You have an alarm clock that does whatever is necessary to wake you up and get you out of bed -- describe what process the alarm clock would perform.
My alarm clock is Matthias Jabs.
He awakens me by placing gentle kisses all over my body.
Wait! This won't work! I am awake, but there's no way that I'm getting out of bed!
That's it for now little Humpaluffaguses.
Peace and humptiness forever from those crazy coquettes who have the pedal to the metal --- too bad we're in Neutral. Wah Hahahahaha!
