It's Time For Sunday Brunch! 
Here are this week's questions...
1. Indoor or outdoor weddings?
Marriage is a foolish and outdated institution which should be eliminated! NO WEDDINGS, I say!
If you do feel the need to waste your money on a fancy event to celebrate a marriage that probably isn't going to last, then do it right. The ceremony should be in a church and the reception anywhere but a firehall!!!
Do I sound bitter here?
2. How many weddings have you been in?
Not counting my own, I have been in two. I was maid of honor at my friend Vera's first wedding. She is on husband number two now. I was also a bridesmaid at my brother's first wedding. That Cassanova is on wife number three now! Talk about unlucky in love...
3. When you were married, what type of wedding did you have?
I was three months pregnant with my first child when I married "the estranged one." I had a freaking shotgun wedding!
4. Have you caught the bouquet or garter?
Doesn't that mean that I would be the next in line for the foolishness of marriage? Why would I want to do a stupid thing such as that? The answer is a resounding "NO!"
5. Tell us about a funny, scary or memorable wedding moment.
When I was a teenager, my brother took me to his friend Greg's wedding. The bartender there didn't much care who he served and neither did my brother. I got totally trashed that day on vodka and orange juice! Awwww... my very first drunken episode!
