Yesterday's Dirt looked like so much fun, that I just have to do it!
Kill! Kill! Kill!
What would your method of killing be for the following people?
1. Avril Lavigne I think that this Sk8ter chick deserves to be run over by a five hundred pound skater wannabe on a runaway skateboard!
2. George Bush I DO hope you're referring to George W Bush. I am not certain that the elder Bush has done anything to merit killing, unless you count fathering a total jackass! As for W, I'm not so sure that killing him would be a very good idea. The historians would probably use his death to turn the idiot into some sort of hero. We don't want that, do we? Let's just use our brains when we go to the polls and not re-elect him!
3. Britney Spears The words "Hit me, baby, one more time" keep popping into my mind. Let's give the trashy little ho what she wants and beat her to a pulp!
4. Justin Timberlake Let's just lock him in a room with a bunch of his silly little fan girls and let them maul him to death!
5. *insert someone you hate* Decisions, decisions! Who shall I insert? I can't make up my mind, so I shall choose two, one male, one female!
* Jack Sproul* I have a definite lust/hate relationship with this lazy bastard who seemingly comes to work to get paid for drinking coffee and smoking cigarettes all day! My fantasy method of offing him would be by doing this with him until his heart gives out and he dies from the sheer pleasure of it!
* Gabi Meine * The aliens shall land and take her away to be studied and (anally) probed. This shall prove to be more than the lady can handle, and the stress of the experiments shall cause her to expire. The aliens shall feel great remorse at this occurence and come to get me to offer to her sweet and sexy husband as a replacement...
