Are you ready to HUMP??? Are you sure? Let's do it!
In honor of August 4th in 1693 when Dom Perignon invented that great bubbly, champagne, let's take the letters of the word C-H-A-M-P-A-G-N-E to tell a little about yourself.
Can't get enough of Matthias Jabs. Has an extensive collection of photos of him. Always looking for some more. Matthias could fulfill her every fantasy. Please, let the Unbreakable tour come to the U. S. Another year without seeing The Scorpions live might kill her. Get those guys over here, NOW! Not at Post Gazette Pavillion, please! Everyone knows that the security people there are evil!
OK, now that you're all warmed up and on a humpin' roll, lets get right down to the humptiness of a dozen "I say _____, you think _____"!
1. pop - Pop Tarts 2. toast - French toast. Breakfast, anyone? 3. glass - Glass Tiger. Does anyone else remember that band? 4. holiday - Holiday Inn. I've stayed in better places. 5. bottle - Time In A Bottle by Jim Croce. My age is showing! 6. join - Join in the fun. Do the Hump!!! 7. barrel - Beer Barrel Polka "In heaven there is no beer. That's why we drink it here! And when we're gone from here, All our friends will be drinking all the beer!" 8. beach - The Beach Boys 9. paper - Paper towels 10. bottom - Bottom of the barrel. 11. love - Love At First Sting 12. wrap - A cute little sandwich made with a totilla.
From those happy humpin' wenches of BDI... PEACE and humptiness forevah!
