I was driving home from work when it happened. It was one of those things that just annoys the shit out of me. As I approached an upcoming intersection, some idiot drove straight through the stop sign there. He did not even pause or slow down. He just zipped right through. Guess what that idiot was driving... The local police car!
Grrrr... Someone give me a flashing light and a siren! I want to pull that son of a bitch over. I want to give him a lecture on safe driving. I want to make him sit and squirm in his car for at least twenty minutes while I check his driving credentials. I want to slap the bastard with a hundred dollar fine. Surely I am justified in my desire. This is what he would have done to me, had I been the one running the stop sign.
Geez, Mr. Charleroi Policeman. Were you afraid that someone was going to eat your doughnuts?
Maybe some beautiful Hump Day Hunks will calm me...