It has been brought to my attention that I worship Matthias Jabs and Klaus Meine. I do NOT deny it. Why should I not worship these two men of such great beauty?
Those of you who were around here in February were welcomed to my worship services for Matthias, but now I invite you to come with me on this chilly October evening to give rightful adoration to Klaus Meine.
Come forward with Lady Starlight, the Mystical Mistress of Meine and high priestess in The Church of the Family of Spiders. Light a candle at the altar of the small but great one. Now, everyone repeat these words:
"If your body is a temple, Klaus, please, let me worship there!"