There is just something about dark gloomy rainy days that depresses me, and brings out my inner squirrel. Well, maybe that squirrel isn't all so inner, but he's really rearing his ugly head today. For example:
I saw a truck while sitting at a red light today. On the trailer these words were printed in large letters... "Big bang theory, you've got to be joking!" - God
My response to this was:
Book of Genesis, YOU'VE got to be stupid! Exactly which of the TWO fables about creation contained in the first book of the Bible do you believe to be the historical truth, dimwwit? Or didn't you ever bother to READ it well enough to notice that the Bible begins with two completely different stories of creation (Seven day creation and Adam & Eve). Maybe you should quit thumping that Bible so much, and read it a bit more. Jesus taught in parables. No one ever seems to have a problem with that.Why then do people have such difficulty believing that most of what is written in the Old Testament is also written in parable form? There were dinosaurs, there were cavemen. This is fact. The evidence is there. The world was NOT created in seven days (And don't give me any crap about God having ultra long days). There was no Garden of Eden. There was no Adam and Eve. Does this mean that I don't believe in God? Does it mean that I think that the Bible is full of shit? My answer to both questions is a resounding no. Just because I believe in scientific fact, doesn't mean that I have no faith in God. Why is it so difficult for people to believe that God works through science, and through each and every one of us? Why can't they see that the significance of most of the stories in the Bible lies in the lessons that they teach us about ourselves, not in their being historical fact? I could go on and on about this, but you get the point. The squirrel is loose.
And don't even get me started about the victims of Hurricane Katrina. I'll let Foamy do that for me. Check it out! And heed the advice of my lord and master...
