1. Do you own a dishwasher (and if not, do you even want one), or do you have to do your dishes by hand? I wouldn't say that I OWN a dishwasher, but I do have one. His name is Michael!
My Dishwasher
2. Do you put your dishes away immediately after washing them? My dishwasher does that for me!
3. In the warm weather, do you like hanging your laundry out on the clothesline to dry, or do you prefer a dryer? Mmmmm... Clothes smell so much nicer when they are hung outside to dry. And since my dryer is on the fritz, I don't have much choice...
4. How many loads of laundry are done in your household each week? One or two (weather permitting), but they are damned big loads!
5. Do you own a pet? If so, do you buy them presents for holidays? Do you consider your pets spoiled? I do not own pets. I do, however have four furry four-legged children in addition to the to my two-legged ones. Some people may think that they are two cats and two dogs, but to me they are people. I spoil the hell out of them! They are so much better behaved than the two-legged children. And I buy them gifts all of the time, not just for holidays!
6. It's Friday evening and you're planning your weekend. What's on your agenda? Weekend? What is this thing called a weekend? I work on Saturdays. Yep, that's what I'm going to do this weekend. I'm gonna whine about working on Saturdays... AGAIN!
