Now, before you all start getting excited, I must tell you that I've never met the man. Sad, but, unfortunately true...
My conversation was quite one-sided. A response to the song Blood Too Hot. As I listened to the lyrics, I just couldn't stop myself from talking back...
I came all around the world just to be with you
Really, Klaus? When? Two years ago when I was unable to purchase one stinking ticket?!
I've been flying supersonic, between black and blue
Hit a bit of turbulance, did you?
I promised I'd be there
It's not nice to break promises, Klaus!
And now I'm here and I won't go
NO YOU'RE NOT!!!
Before I give you everything I've got
I don't want everything, Klaus, just your body. Oh, and that guy with the white Gibson Explorer...
You left everything behind, just to feel that touch
I would honestly like to, but I'm too poor.
To join the family of spiders, really means so much
Such a shame that I am the black sheep!
There's a storm up in the air
Yeah, It is raining a bit...
It's the power we all share
When it runs through our flesh and blood
I won't argue with you on that one.
If your blood is so hot
It is, Klaus, it is!
Stand up and rock with me
I am, but I'm in the middle of the parking lot at work. People are looking at me funny...
If your blood is too hot, rock with me
Actually, my hot blood demands that I do something a bit different with you...
I think you know what I mean...
repeat
I came all around the world, like on flying wings...
Must I repeat, YOU DID NOT!
To hear you screaming out for more, still means everything
I'd love to scream out for more, Klaus, but you've gotta get your ass into my bedroom first.
Raise your hands up in the air
I am, but those people are really looking at me funny now.
I swear to you that I'll be there
WHEN?!
I swear it in the name of rock
Didn't your mommy tell you that it's not nice to swear?
If your blood is so hot
It is, Klaus, it is!
Stand up and rock with me
I am, but I'm in the middle of the parking lot at work. People are looking at me funny...
If your blood is too hot, rock with me
Actually, my hot blood demands that I do something a bit different with you...
I think you know what I mean...
repeat
The song ends with Klaus making some seriously orgasmic sounds. I begin to have fantasies about how I could get him to make those sounds again, sans the music!
And thus went my conversation with Klaus...