The New Year is swiftly approaching -- the time is drawing near -- tick-tock, tick-tock -- maybe that's why today is Tick-Tock Day. Today is a day to reflect on those dreams and ambitions you had at the beginning of 2004. As a warm-up, reveal to us the most significant event in your life during this past year.
I suppose that "the estranged one's" recent health problems and the discoveries that I made stemming from them are the most significant event this year. My head still reels from all that happened. My life will never be the same. I wish that my significant event could have been a good one. Unfortunately it was not.
On to the Hump!
This week, a little fun with free association or "I say, you think ___".
Ready? Let's hump.
1. rushing: Trying to get to work on time each morning.
2. horizon: Land, ho!
3. design:Why does no one design clothing for short women who are not skinny little twigs?
4. automatic: Automatic transmission. Have we used this word before? This answer is giving me deja vu!
5. tingle: My tenth grade Christmas choral concert. Because our instuctor was quite obviously gay, the guys in the chorus sang the backing vocals on the song Sleigh Ride like this: "Jingle tingle with my dingle!"
6. grit: Grit your teeth.
7. kin:Come and listen to a story about a man named Jed, A poor mountaineer who barely kept his family fed. Then one day he was shootin' at some food Up through the ground came some bubblin' crude... Oil, that is. Black gold. Texas tea.
The next thing you know old Jed's a millionaire. The kinfolk said, "Jed, move away from here!" They said California's the place you wanna be, So he loaded up his truck and moved to Beverly...
8. bark: Be quiet, Lady!
9. crunch: A chocolate bar made by Nestle.
10. breaking: A breaking news story.
11. mattress:
12. collision:
This hump has been brought to you by those freaky female-type persons -- our very own Insane Asylum poster girls.
