This Wednesday is Cow Appreciation Day so let's make this hump "udderly moovelous"! Using the letters of H-O-L-S-T-E-I-N list seven things on your fantasy wish list! The key word here is FANTASY!! So milk it for all it's worth!
Housekeeper to clean up after me! One night spent in the arms of Matthias Jabs (at least). Lots of money to spend however I wish! Summer twelve months a year. Tiny waistline! Explorer 76 model guitar by Gibson I want a twelve string Strat!!! Never having to go to work again...
Now that you're all warmed up let's do some "Getting To Know You" humping!
1. An artist paints your portrait while you are engaging in one of your favorite activities...what would you be doing? What would the title of the portrait be? Hmmm... I suppose that I should keep this clean, so I guess I'll be playing one of my guitars in the portrait. The title would be Twelve Strings At Twilight.
2. You come in a bottle and you have magical properties, what are you? Examples: genie, pancake syrup, etc... What would be on your instruction label? Caution: This bottle contains an anti-genie! Shake vigorously and pop the cork. The anti-genie will emerge to undo three stupid things that you have done in your lifetime (of your choosing). Legal Notice: Anti-Genies Inc assumes no responsibility for changes which occur in your circumstances due to the use of this product. Please choose wisely!
3. You've just been selected as a poster child for a make-believe organization. What is the organization and why have they specifically chosen you? U S Tour 2004 has chosen me as their poster child in their efforts to get The Scorpions to bring the Unbreakable tour to the US. Why? Oh, come now, do you really have to ask?
4. "You can fly, you can fly, you can fly"! ...and you are NOT Peter Pan! Who or what are you? Tee Hee! Of course I'm not Peter Pan. I'm a girl! I'm Wendy!
5. If you had a vanity horn on your vehicle (one which plays a song) what song would your horn blow to announce your arrival? My cell phone already has a vanity ring. It rings Wind Of Change . My horn would have to play another Scorpions song. Perhaps the one which I wanted for my phone that was not available, Rock You Like A Hurricane.
