1. You feel compelled to read the blogs of people whom you obviously do not like several times daily.
2. You read things into the posts that these people write that are not there.
3. You find yourself unable to distinguish the difference between the authors of the aforementioned blogs, leaving comments for one on yet another's blog.
4. Your mind is unable to comprehend the concept that your IP address identifies you.
5. Your comments must be lengthy and filled with idle threats and words like "slut."
6. You think that anyone who reads your hateful spewage does anything other than laugh at what a jealous spiteful bitch you are.
8. You find yourself using multiple ISPs, just to get around the blocks that everyone has put on your commenting. You KNOW that if you dial-up enough times you can get into an IP range that isn't blocked.
9. You lack the courage to identify yourself truthfully when commenting.
10. You think that anyone actually gives a flying rat's ass about what you have to say.
If you think that this post is directed at you, you're probably right (for once in your life)! Why don't you do the world a favor and get a nickel to buy yourself a life?!
