Yes, it is birthday number fifty-seven for one of my favorite manwhores, Klaus Meine! In honor of this special occasion, I posted a list of ten reasons to love him over on Wenches, but that just didn't seem to be enough. Klaus is oh - so - lovable! This is why I have decided to list ten more reasons here...
10. 'Cause he loves you. Really! Click here if you don't believe it.
A G-string is looking for a pilot White flesh is coming down the stairs again Your look just makes me a believer Stray cats are landing in a rain storm Crashed down lost in Wango Tango Land Spaced out your body gives me fever
You sex it Relax it Reload it You want it freshly squeezed
Closed down the road of all restrictions Mad dogs are tearing down the roof again Sweet noise is pouring from the speakers Last dance I'm drowning in the moonlight Exit is the door that I can't find Black out it can't get any deeper
You sex it Relax it Reload it And never hold it You slash it Refresh it Reload it You want it fresh
Got no diamond rings But a song to sing Just to make you fly Beggar or a king
8. The faces that he makes when he's singing
7. He plays a really mean air guitar
6. He also plays a mean tamborine!
5. He's got sexy hands...
(I'm one SICK puppy, I know.)
4. He can count to very high numbers... in English!
"When we played in the Moscow Peacefest back in '89 and we went on stage and we were singing 'Still Loving You' and 100,000 Russians were singing along with a German band, I think that was the moment of inspiration for this song we're gonna play for you now. Even though the wind is blowing us right in the face many times, I think you know there's hope, hope that someday we'll all stop killing each other and someday we'll all live in peace together on this planet. Here's Wind Of Change..."
3. He's always being upstaged by Matthias, and he hasn't killed him...
2. If you don't love him, he might fly away...
But the #1 reason to love Klaus Meine is still...
His mighty fine ass!
OK, so that's only nine more reasons, unless you count both cheeks!