In a fit of boredom a day or so ago, I decided that it was time for me to add a few nice pictures of Ralph Rieckermann to my collection, since I have so few. It seemed that running an image search would be the best way to do this, so that is what I did. Exactly how many pictures did my search uncover? Did it uncover thousands of pictures? Not even close! Did it uncover hundreds of pictures? Still nowhere near! So, how many pictures did I find? Eighteen! At least three of the pictures weren't even of him, either! That is just terrible. Am I the only person out here who finds him attractive? Doesn't anybody else love him? Am I never going to see him again now that he's left The Scorpions? WAAAAHHH.... And here are a few nice pictures of Ralph, just so he won't be forgotten!
