First, as a warm up, using the letters I-N-S-A-N-E reveal six things about yourself.
Intellectual, I think about things way too much. Nosy. I admit it. I'm always sticking my nose in other people's business! Silly. I'm a big one for cracking jokes. Alive...Let me check my pulse. Yep, still alive! Nutty, just another way to say insane! Evil, just ask the Moody Bitch!
1. What's the best pickup line you ever heard and did it work? There are no good pick up lines. I prefer the direct approach. The best attempt at a direct approach was used on me by a guy named Angelo. Every day, he would ask me if I wanted to go behind the stairwell to make out with him. My response was always a resounding "No!" What made his line so memorable is the fact that he signed my yearbook "To the only girl who ever turned me down!"
2. If you were a character in The Wizard of Oz, who or what would you be? That's easy! The scarecrow. If I only had a brain...
3. If you were an element of weather, what would you be? Rain, so that I could rain on all of those happy, cheerful people's parades!
4. If you were a breed of dog, what would you be and why. A lovable mutt. I could never be happy as one of those uppity pure-breds.
5. If you were a toy or a game, what would you be and why? A Teddy Bear, because I like to be hugged and cuddled.
