I got the email from the list of doom yesterday. The Scorpions are finishing the work on their new album. Oh, wow, they're promising to have little snippets available for our listening pleasure shortly...
Whoopie! How about promising some East coast tour dates with this album. How about offering a single track for free download. THAT might excite me.
As it stands, I am not impressed.
Go take care of your baby brother, Rudolf. Act like you give a crap about him. THAT would REALLY impress me...
Oh, I forgot.The only one you care about is yourself...