Life is full of little (and big) frustrations. In honor of this fact, my thirteen for this week is:
Thirteen people or things that will eventually drive me to the looney bin!
1. Gary Puckett - Gary claims to be playing somewhere in Hershey, PA on June 4. I really want to see him, but no one in Hershey seems to know anything about this supposed concert of his...
2. The Scorpions - I know that I'm repeating myself, but aren't these guys ever going to play another show in the northeastern United States?!
3. My job - Eight years of working six days a week is more than enough to drive anybody crazy!
4. Bob Anderson - Also working six days a week, right next to me. BLECH! Doesn't he ever take a day off?!
5. "The Estranged One" - Driving me crazy for nearly twenty-one years! Currently he's not speaking to me, but he still drives me nuts.
6. The Kids Bop Kids - Does anybody really buy this crap? Someone, PLEASE, make them go away!
7. WLTJ Light FM - The radio station from Hell!
8. Keith Urko - The mechanic who is SUPPOSED to be fixing my car. Whether or not he actually is doing so is debatable!
9. "Layla Trains" - My dearly departed border collie could pull these trains faster than they travel through the city of Monongahela.
10. Road kill - There is nothing worse than stopping to deliver someone's mail, looking down, and seeing some poor mangled critter's dead eyes staring up at you.
11. Road construction - It seems that construction season is twelve months long this year!
12. My missing guitars - Mildred and Gregg, where are you? How can something so large just disappear. I wish that a certain someone would come clean about what he did to them so that I can kill him and have done with it!
13. Public service announcements - Quit telling me how to live!
Suspiciously absent from the list is The Moody Bitch, who seems to have finally disappeared. YAY! I can't say that I miss her.
