There is much discussion going on at work because of the current mail count. A good deal of it regards the odd way that certain pieces of mail are counted. It matters not how we handle a particular piece of mail, its classification (and time value) is determined by size and rigidity. Some pieces of mail that we handle as flats are counted as parcels and vice versa. During one of our conversations about this today, I remarked that it was a good thing that they don't count our parcels by the way that we handle them because I wouldn't get very many. It's amazing the things that I can shove in the case!
Bonnie, one of my coworkers, giggled at this and said that from now on she was going to call me "The Shove-in-ator!"
The Shove-in-ator?! I wonder if that's anything like the Governator...
