This fun meme was posted at The Music Memoirs today. What is it exactly?!
10 of the Worst Songs Of All Time (Because we all know that all music isn't good.)
1. Silly Love Songs - Paul McCartney and Wings Funny, but I actually liked this song the first 1000 times that I heard it!
2. Help - Tina Turner Tina's cover of this Beatles classic is awful, simply awful!
3. The First Cut Is The Deepest - Sheryl Crowe Or, as I like to call it, The First Slut Is The Deepest. No, wait, that's the dress that Sheryl wore to the Grammy Awards...
4. Bohemian Rhapsody - Queen It just goes on and on... and it makes absolutely no sense.
5. I Will Always Love You - Whitney Houston Why did you take those singing lessons, Whitney dear? I liked your music before you started howling out this Dolly Parton classic. If I were Dolly, I would sue!
6. My Heart Will Go On - Celine (A K A Sealion) Dion Maybe if you quit beating on your chest your heart wouldn't go on...
7. Proud Mary - Tina Turner Tina makes the list again for her murder of this CCR classic. She really should stick to doing her own material.
8. Muskrat Love - The Captain & Tennile Talk about scary mental images!
9. God Only Knows (What I'd Be Without You) - The Beach Boys Probably the only Beach Boys song that I don't like.
10. This Time - The Scorpions I love you, Matthias, but you should never be left to write lyrics on your own. At least not in English. If I were Klaus, I would have bitch slapped you before I was forced to sing these dreadful lyrics.
I'm sure that I could think of more terrible songs, but it would hurt!