The evening has come. It is time for me to worship the great guitar god, Matthias Jabs. The candles at the shrine must be lit. All must be silent, save for the sound of the guitar riffs from Passion Rules The Game. I must kneel before the shrine and offer words of worship.
Hey, pretty baby I want to go your way Don't wanna be a part of playing the game of higher love When you're mine
You are so dirty, and yet so beautiful Oh, you are my fantasy!
Now, I must repeat the last two lines in German, lest the great guitar god not recognise the words in English.
Du bist so schmutzig, und doch so schön Oh du meine phantasie!
To end this period of worship, I must of course kiss the photo of the great one.
My worship is concluded. I may now go back to the normal activities of the night.
You guys are intelligent enough to see the snark here, aren't you?!
