So, you are wondering what to get me for Christmas, eh? Following you will find my list of wants ranging from totally unrealistic to completely do-able. The most unrealistic choices are at the top of the list, the do-able ones are at the bottom.
Klaus Meine Gabi, you've had him long enough. It's my turn now!
Matthias Jabs He is second on the list only because he is unmarried, making him just a tad less unrealistic than Klaus.
A little orange VW Beetle for me to drive around.
A white Gibson Explorer. This one is quite lovely, but any white Explorer will do!
And now for some more realistic gift ideas...
The Scorpions' Crazy World, Live Bites, or Best Of Rockers And Ballads. These are still missing from my collection, a situation which must be remedied.
So, there you have it, all of the things that I desperately want for Christmas. Obtain any one of these for me and you shall have a friend for life. If it's one of the choices at the top of the list, perhaps for longer...