1. How do you eat an oreo cookie? I twist it apart and eat all of the "stuff" inside first. Is there any other way to eat an oreo?!
2. How long does it take you to eat lunch? Lunch? What is this thing that you call lunch? I have no time for it...
3. Caffeine or decaf? Isn't caffeine one of the major food groups?!
4. Chicken or beef?
5. Pen or pencil? A pen never needs to be sharpened...
6. Autumn or spring? Spring, because I prefer beginnings over endings...
7. Baseball or basketball? Baseball, because there are at least a few good looking baseball players...
8. 'Survivor' or 'The Amazing Race?' Neither. I hate @*%# reality shows...
9. Come up with one question I can ask our Monday Madness participants in the weeks to come. You've been very good this year. What should Santa bring you for Christmas? (the sky is the limit)