OK, I understand the good and bad part of this one, but the ugly...
1. If you were to pick the one thing that always makes you smile, what would it be?
There is nothing that ALWAYS makes me smile, but #2 son, Michael, is pretty damned good for sending me into fits of hysterical laughter. Just look at that ornery grin!
2. If you were to name the most clear proof that evil exists in the world, what would you say? There is so much evil in the world that it is difficult to choose a single thing as an example, but to me, the greatest evil is that of committing acts of hatred in the name of God. I know of no god, no matter the name that s/he is given, that demands hatred. The holy writs of all major religions speak of love, harmony, and tolerence. To go to war, persecute nonbelievers (A.K.A. sinners), or commit acts of terrorism in the name of ANY god is sacrelige in the worst degree and the clearest example of pure evil that I can imagine.
3. If you could trade your derriere for that of someone else, whose would you want? What?! Trade in my tushie?! I worked hard to shrink my backside down to a size 6. I like my tiny hiney. I think I'll keep it!