The other day I picked up a letter for Santa Claus. Yes, IN JULY! Perhaps a certain little girl on my route thinks that getting her list in early will insure that Santa has ample time to get her everything that she wants for Christmas.
I'm going to follow her lead with my thirteen this week.
Thirteen things that I want Santa to bring me for Christmas
1. My two missing guitars. If anybody can locate them, Santa can!
2. Michael Schenker
And I ain't talking about CDs...
3. Matthias Jabs
You didn't think that I'd leave him off the list, did you?
4. A real stereo for my car.
5. A quick and painless divorce from "the estranged one."
6. A winter with no major snowstorms.
7. Every remaining CD on my CD Universe wishlist. He can view its current contents here.
8. More userpics for my livejournal!
9. Klaus Meine
I'd never forgive myself if I left him off my list.
10. A genuine Gibson guitar (Explorer prefered).
11. A brand new cell phone with several Scorpions ringtones.
12. That cute little 4G RCA MP3 player that I saw at WalMart.
13. A notebook computer with at least 256MB of RAM and a hard drive that is bigger than 10 G!
This isn't too much to ask for, is it?
