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Thursday, June 29, 2006
Thursday Thirteen
Men! Can't live with 'em, can't shoot 'em! This week's thirteen is just for them...
Thirteen things that all me need to learn
1. If it exits your body and enters the toilet it must always be flushed! Whatever it is, we don't want to discover it fermenting six hours later.
2. What goes up must come down! I'm not talking about gravity. I refer to the toilet seat.
3. If you're lost, ask for directions. You'll get to your destination much more quickly and in one piece!
4. Real life is not like The Red Green Show. Not everything can be fixed by using coathangers and duct tape.
5. If it ain't broke, don't try to fix it!
6. Red + White = Pink! Remember this if you do the laundry!
7. If you don't have the body of a Greek God, keep your freaking clothes on!
8. NOTHING makes your significant other look fat. Remember this and respond promptly when asked.
9. Channel surfing is NOT an Olympic sport.
10. Neither is synchronized farting!
11. Never hit a lady, some of them hit back!(The smart ones)
12. Size DOES matter.
13. No matter how good-looking you may happen to think you are, you are not God's gift to the world. Get over yourself!
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