Are You An Alien?
According to this certificate, my blog has once more been transmitted into space.
So, if you are an alien, please leave me a comment to let me know that you have read this. I will subsequently take you to my leader...
Perhaps you can assist me and my fellow Americans by abducting him and having him anally probed. Be assured that this freak does NOT represent the average humanoid on this planet, most of us are much smarter and better looking.