On The Sixth Day Of December
Lady Starlight gave to me
Santa Claus stuck in the chimney!
"There's something stuck up in the chimney
And I don't know what it is
But it's been there all night long!
Well, I waited up for Santa all Christmas night
But he never came and it don't seem right..."
If you haven't guessed it by now, today's bit of musical Christmas snark is...
The Chimney Song