And the rest of the year, too!
I know that you've seen them, those stupid "A Diamond Is Forever" commercials. You know, the ones where the guy gives the girl some ridiculously expensive piece of jewelry and sends her into fits of orgasmic pleasure. In the last one that I saw it was a seven thousand dollar triple diamond ring. Maybe I'm strange, but if anyone spent that kind of money on a stupid piece of jewelry for me, I'd kick his ass! What a waste of good money! If a guy really wants to spend that kind of money one me, he can buy me a Gibson Explorer and (ooo...I just discovered one of these) a 12 string Strat! Heck, he could even get me a pretty Diamonique ring set in 18K gold from QVC to go along with them and still have plenty of that 7K left over. This is, of course, a moot point. I know no one who has that kind of money to throw away...
